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The pool table of a local pub in the Welsh village of Ceinws has recently seen a huge growth in pooltergeist phenomenon. Since August 2023 there has been an explosion in paranormal activity and the pub seems to be yet another victim of a ghoulish haunting.

During a tense game of pool between two locals a ball was seen to be potted only to remarkably reappear back on the table propelled by some unseen mysterious force.

Andy a local and witness to the pooltergeist phenomenon said: “Yeah I saw the whole thing. If I hadn't of seen it with my own eyes I would never have believed it. Carl played a long shot and the ball went straight down the pocket. I mean straight down the pocket. Right down the middle and in. Then, as if thrown by some invisible force the ball popped back out of the pocket and back onto the table…incredible. After a couple more pints we came to the conclusion that it had to be a pooltergeist phenomenon. There was just no other explanation. The pool table must be haunted.”

Kevin McTomney, legendary artist, sci-fi author, and innkeeper of without doubt Ceinws’ finest alehouse said: “Oh not those two again. They are in here every Friday and Saturday playing pool. They think that there is always something wrong with the table. It's never their lack of talent. The pockets are too small one week, the balls are too big the next. One of them even reckons his bat needs recharging. It’s a cue for Christs sake. I had his bat, sorry cue retipped, I even had the pool table recovered just to try and shut them up but it's haunted now…apparently. “

Andrea says

The Daily Bark asked Andrea for comment: “Oh that's nice. You have got your friends involved with your mystery nonsense now have you. I am sure their wives and girlfriends must be delighted, I know I am….not. What is it this week? Egyptian mummy wrap you in bandages? Frankenstein’s monster steal your dinner money? Oh right, haunted pool table is it? Well good luck with that. Sounds important I think you had best go sort it out. Please be careful you don't fall over the rubbish you forgot to leave out for the bin men on your way to the pub.”

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