Daily Bark third edition

15 Sept

Mystery of Missing Bungle Blankey Solved

The beloved blankey of Mr Bungle the dog has disappeared in a spooky mystery. Last seen in the crypt of Capel Ebenezer the blankey is believed to have disappeared at some point between the 11th and 13th September.

A local said that he had seen some pesky kids with a dog hanging round asking awkward questions. When pressed he seemed reluctant to reveal further information. We were able to track down one of the alleged pesky kids and owner of Mr Bungle.

He revealed to the Daily Bark that the blankey was indeed missing and couldn't be accounted for for a number of days although he couldn't be sure exactly how many days.

We also learnt that Mr Bungle has been quite traumatised by the incident which has resulted in knocking knees and chattering teeth accompanied by xylophone sounds, as well as the sound of bongos whenever he starts to run.

In addition he also suspected that there was a masked villain involved and that unmasking them would reveal the location of the missing blankey, as well as the intentions of the villain if he were to succeed in his dastardly plan.

When asked if he could pinpoint exactly what day the blankey disappeared he said: “I’m afraid not. I struggle to remember what decade it is.”

Andrea of Capel Ebenezer commented: ”Oh for gods sake can't you just grow up. Your not a pesky kid. There’s no mystery. That smelly old blanket is in the wash. You can have it back when it's clean and dry. See!…mystery solved now please can I get on with my work.”

Mr Bungle would only say: “Yeah, am good boy…gib treats.”